Sunday, 29 August 2010

Bah Humbug Im no Elle McPherson.

Well thats it I preened and pampered, lovely warm bath in oil followed by Clairins l'eau whateveritscalled lotion.  Nails filed and toenails painted,  done in rather a nice shade of coral by Opi lol, fingernails yet to do.  Face exfoliated with Clinique 7th day scrub then toned then moisurised now as soft as soft.  Eyebrows I plucked quite well I must say lol. Defuzzing  is done too, sort of, my attempt at a nice neat landing strip is more like one a huge airbus could land on and not a very straight one at that, in fact I would go as far as to say it just doesnt look like one at all  haha.  Underarms I managed to forget that I cant lift my left arm so I now resemble  Nena of 99 Red Balloons fame on one side only lol.
So somehow Im a bit upset that after all that preening I dont now resemble Elle McPherson
but instead
Bah humbug !!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

Ayak said...

Oh who wants to look like Elle Macpherson anyway? You're quite lovly as you! xxx

Jan said...

Hee Hee Hee ,Im sure you look lovely ...love Jan xx

Lorena said...

You are so funny :)
It's good to spend time taking care of yourself.

Bombshellicious said...

Well it was worth trying lol xx