Plonker part II

Today I was supposed to be ebaying cos its free insertion but me ... what do I do ..... well I dont ebay I clean hahahahaha.  House is such a tip with mud in the kitchen from the dogs coming in from their veryown mudslide in the garden .... so ..... do I clean that ....NO I go and clean the windows in the front room.  Im sure its time for those men in white coats to come take me away!!  Anyway I used somesort of mildew remover on the windows and got out my little toothbrush to clean all the little corners .... what I didnt think about was the mildew remover drops onto the window sills and of course when I had left the damn stuff on for about 5 minutes I realised my window sills had changed colour!!!!!  They were always white but starting to go a bit creamy looking and now the were creamy looking with huge white spots on them !!!!!  So .... my window cleaning ended up with me having to bleach my window sills so that the white spots would now blend it ffs what am I stupid or something!  No dont answer that hehehehehe.  Well job got done so I moved onto to polishing, coffee table done, tv done, corner unit done and bookcase just being done.  Now what do I always forget with the bookcase ... well it has one of those smelly things that squirts out some probably cargogenic smelly stuff (it was a gift from someone so of course I use it .... well thats my excuse ... mainly its cos I hate the smell of dogs and do everything to get rid of it!)  anyway Im busy polishing and what does the damn thing do .... well it squirts the bloody stuff over me, omg Im goinng to bin it its horrible when it goes on the body. ... so back to the old pot pourri and insense for me now none of this new fangled stuff anymore hahahahaha.  Im glad I made a lasagne before I started cleaning cos at least everything went well with that but at least now things can only get better .... cant it ??????

Well guess what?????  I just went into the front room to check on the window sills and my little dog has pooped on my carpet .... can u f****** believe it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!